Does the CDC know how pregnancy works?

Does the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention know how pregnancy works? I ask merely for information, after they put out a handy infographic as part of their monthly Vital Signs report. Who knew that drinking alcohol could give “any woman” a sexually transmitted disease? That’s the last time I drink merlot alone in my apartment. I don’t want herpes. Furthermore, I had no idea that drinking eight beverages a week could result in a baby. I always thought, somehow, that there were other activities involved. But the CDC knows best. And injuries and violence? Once I drank two beers by myself in a room and stubbed my toe on a table...